Depression = ‘The Boss’ , Super Bowl Ads, The Economy
Back from williamsburg after the dad’s 50th…lack of sleep, switching up my sleep schedule, and the beer has me in an interesting state.
I’ve already practiced the guitar…can’t play too much more and expect to be productive with red blistered fingers….i’ve already read plenty over the last couple days…i started drinking so i can’t workout…sports center is still all over the super bowl’s dick…and i’ve beaten all my Xbox games….This is what purgatory must feel like…not happy…not sad…just fucking bored..with a lot of time on my hands.
Well for the second year in a row i worked during super bowl…and for the second year it looked like a shitty game so i went to sleep at halftime to get ONE more hour of sleep before work so i could make it through work and then drive to Williamsburg…next thing i know i’m getting to work and all i hear is “AND THE CARDINALS HAVE TAKE N THE LEAD”…lame
‘big ben’ is never going to be a full blown star..because he always looks like he just stumbled out of his double wide hung over after a long domestic dispute ending in violence the night before….actually…i think the movie ‘the wrestler’ is actually about big ben…hmm….only time will tell.
I thought the one second highlife commercial was funny…i also liked the doritos commercial where they guy threw the snow globe through the vending machine and then later hit his boss in the balls…clever…
Time to send the Horses to the ‘ol glue factory though…JESUS! those commercials sucked…and they were long…oh cute the horse is running after the white horse that was part of the circus…All it did was show him run across the screen for a solid minute…by the end all i could think was..boy that horse REALLLY wanted to fuck….and i didn’t want that picture…maybe if you spent less time blowing money on ‘drinkability’ and ‘touching horse commercials’ you wouldn’t have been bought out…assholes…
Denny’s…bravo…some people have been calling them stupid…i guess you just don’t see the point…yeah it costs them a shit load of cash…but people that haven’t been to Denny’s in 10 years atleast thought about it yesterday…..In related news JMU Mike stood out in line starting at 4am when he found out they were giving out ‘free grandslams’ don’t worry buddy…one day…..I think Lifestyles should have done free AIDeS with purchase of the assortment pack or something…Better yet…stand by your product…if you get your girl pregnant while wearing one of these we’ll punch her in the stomach for you and never even mention contact with you….or free abortion or adoption consultation…(adoption would actually be the key…lifestyles pokes holes in condoms at random…and then just gets a shit load of labor out of the whole thing….free workforce…for life)
I don’t like bruce springstein…end of story…I just expected him to come out at half time and ‘Scream…ARE YOU READY…who wants it?’ Then he just starts clapping and screaming….’BORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAHHHHHAWAS’ Bouncers jobs are actually to hold the front row in place at the barricade while others attempt to pull away and jet for the exits. The picks are getting safer and safer now…
If you want to go ‘safe’ you could always book a band like The Red Hot Chili Peppers…i know they don’t have a new release out that they are able to market exclusively to wal-mart after always ‘representing the common people’ but they still have a lot of kick ass songs and worst case scenario when Flea comes out in his underwear there might be skidmarks…but no breasts popping out…no cussing…everyone’s happy and you don’t have to watch old ass Bruce attempting to power slide across the stage and act like ‘he’s still got it’
Looks like new people…people our age moved in the apt across the hall…good bye noise complaints…hello new members to club 215…i might have to pick up a velvet rope…Ant..there are alot of things i WANT to say…but i wont…..you keep your dignity for today sir..
I bought franz ferdinand’s new cd…its pretty good…one thing is kind of weird though…its like they found the synthesizer 20 years late…that have that shit in EVERY song…Its like they just discovered Duran Duran and Wham! but they aren’t really too keen on the ‘Choose Life’ getup so they would just pay then tribute with all the synth.
I’m glad to see public opinion has faded on the stimulus plan…I can’t believe the government was just going to try and tack on millions…no billions of dollars to the bill that had nothing to do with economic stimulation…there was something like 300 million for std education. which in itself is fine..but that would be like if i asked for some money to help with groceries and came back with a keg, paintball gun, and a pack of hotdogs..i guess technically i got food…but really for the other 300 bucks you were expecting more and while the beer will be drank and the paintball gun is cool…you’ve just paid for a months worth of food but wont be able to eat after about a week’s time…There was something for reseeding the mall….with all the ‘pork’ in this bill i don’t think its going to do great things for Obama’s plans to get off on a good foot with Islamic countries…
Also, have you seen that he has capped salaries for companies that received bailout money…sounds good up front…cuz no one wants to see these fuckers paying themselves enormous salaries while they run failing companies…but number 1…he’s already interfering in the market (what ever happened to the ‘hands off’ approach we were founded on?) by bailing out failing companies instead of well…letting them fail and maybe some lessons learned…but now the heads of these companies that can’t even be that great in the first place since their companies are tanking are getting their salaries capped. Hmm, as much as i hate to see him make a million i hate it even more for him to make 500K and then not give a shit about his job because he’s not going to make any more….Also, with the economy being weak and everyone wanting it fixed it is the perfect time for the government to grow to astronomical proportions…it starts with capping salaries for bailout companies…but really that just opens the door…
What happens when it looks like ‘crops are failing’ and the government just decides to take over and regulate those too…
Oh, while we’re at it…repeal the second amendment….cuz after all guns are dangerous…our government was never supposed to be an institution that issued laws to protect us from ourselves…i was supposed to be able to do what i wanted as long as it didn’t infringe on someone else’s right…shit if i wanna go smoke pot with Michael Phelps (poor kid is stricken by Eli Manning syndrome cuz he looks like he should be hanging out with Jim Kelly and Doug Flutie’s kids) then me and him should just be able to rip bong hits until the blue comedy tour variety show starts being funny.
Universal healthcare…sounds great…until 60% of your salary goes to paying for it…or until now the government gets to decide who gets what surgery…The government will give it to us for ‘free’ but guess what there will have to be all sorts of regulations for who is eligable for what organs or operations…think about it…the government running it would be like having a monopoly on hospitals…what makes more sense…giving a 30 yr old a new kidney or a 65yr old…you could see a huge surge of ageism surge since the government will be looking to get more of a bang for their buck…’i can give this kidney to someone that will use it for 60 years or someone that might go at any time…sorry old man’
I guess what i’m getting at is that its fucking scary right now…the economy sucks…we have plans on the borders of socialism on the plate…and these are the times when you look back at history that tyrants have risen up…or that governments have collapsed….i still think Obama is a good guy…but you just can’t tell which way we are going here…and with all the Obama fever….he can do pretty much anything right now and get away with it…and that scares the shit out of me.
I was gone but apparently 215 was in full swing on a Tuesday no less…well it was Ant’s birthday…but i’m sure you’ve already heard about that….it was the cleanest battle displayed at 215…with 2 cases consumed and only two soldiers wounded…don’t worry though….i sent them to Walter Reid…they’re expected to make a full recovery and eventually be exploited for some type of documentary on Iraq.
Ant got more athletic wear for his birthday…i was getting nervous…i thought there might be a day when he would have to wear a polo…or maybe not sweats/gym shorts/wind pants….but thank god…his brother came through…but i don’t know Ant i hope he gave you the receipts…incase he got you a large that actually fits…cuz whe know you like pouring yourself into mediums…it wouldn’t suprise me if mike opened his drawer one day and all his clothes were clean and folded…but stretched out…
It has been confirmed you can hear pirate mike crystal clear while in other apartments…I guess its not all bad for them…the surrounding aparments will always know when a good dance party is about to get going….well i guess that doesn’t really narrow it down…i’ve witnessed mike dance while on the phone..making a PB&J, playing beer pong, in between sets while working out, while driving, while eating, i think he’s managed to dance while dancing…its a hard concept…basically where there should be gaps in dancing he just kicks it into overdrive…its amazing…if we could harness 1/100 of his daily energy…fuck hydrogen fuel cells…we’ve go the new green…or scratch that…gray energy form.
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