Kids Fucking Suck
No need to worry about sugar coating it, because everyone sees it. Little kids suck these days, the only things worse are their parents.
There are a few nice kids out there…but you want to know a sure fire way to find the a-holes. Look for the flat brims.
Look for the flat brim hats, you know…the fitted hats that the kids wear, and keep the stickers on so everyone can know how big their heads are. Those. If a kid is wearing a flat brimmed hat…He/She is a fucking asshole.
See, the flat brim hat apparently signifies that they bend to no one….especially not their parents…and certainly not conventional hat brim flexing wisdom. Every kid with a flat brimmed hat is followed by a defeated parent. I used to fucking whine about not getting the Wolverine toy with retractable claws….solution…I got $1 a week allowance. So once i saved up 5 weeks worth and we were at the mall I found the toy…still there…ONE LEFT! I was fucking thrilled…getting ready to surprise all my other motherfucking toys with some hidden motherfucking claws…. But guess what…that week was a tax lesson. Though the toy cost $5 it was actually 5.25. I was crushed for a second but realized i didn’t have enough money. The next week I went back and it wasn’t there….i had $6 but wasn’t going to be kicking any non-clawed toys asses that day, but my parents felt so bad that i had been saving up for a MONTH AND A HALF for a $5 toy that they took me around until i found one. Here’s what i learned…if i wanted something is could do the work (chores) to save up for it and it was more satisfying once i earned it myself.
But now? Kids are pining over $26 hats that make them look like fucking D-bags, and they just stomp around a little bit and before you know it not only do they have their flat brimmed hat..they also have another $50 of shit they don’t need. Want to know why our economy is going to shit….because parents can’t say no…and develop bullshit traits in their kids.
You’re a parent…your only reason for why your kids aren’t getting something should be “NO”. I’m tired of seeing parents ruled by their 10 year old shitty kids.
All this bullshit parenting comes back to video games/movies/porn….guess what…if you don’t buy little Billy grand theft auto…then he wont be killing cops on XBOX…but once you buy it for him…your ability to complain is waived..do some fucking homework if a game is rated M or a movie is rated R. Block sites online. Parents play such victim roles like they have no choice…that they are powerless to their spoiled fucking kids…You bought the XBOX, Computer, DVD player…i’m pretty sure you can control what it is fed.
In conclusion…these days kids are dicks…their parents are pussies…no surprise our future is fucked.
Quick Facts
90% of Jersey Shore episode have created 70% of flat brimmed hat wearing D-bag kids
They say God rested on one of those earth building days….most people see it as Sunday..but with Tebow’s loss…can we all agree now that the Sabbath is actually Saturday?
There has never been an event in the Dakotas that generated national headlines…other than the Dakota Civil war which obviously left the divided North and South Daktotas…allowing South Dakota to own slaves to harvest their tobacco and North Dakota to gain a strangle hold in news stories the rest of the country doesn’t give a shit about
Speaking of shitty states….if it weren’t for Mormons would anyone know that Utah is a state? Their other big accomplishment has been diminishing the influence of jazz by stealing New Orleans basketball team.
