Midgets riding dogs…yup its covered
What the fuck is the point of a car alarm? How many cars have been saved because of a car alarm….I’m going to say a pretty marginal amount. A car alarm is more so a “someone just stole shit out of your car” alarm. If you hear the alarm you are too late. You are really just relying on other people around the car to stop them. Because by the time you get out there…either your car is gone…or at the very least your radio. I guess its not as bad in a house situation…but for me in an Apt complex…guess what…my car is fair game…have at it. If i started running the second i heard it; my car would be on cinder blocks, and all my cds would be gone by the time i got there.
I wish Randy “the big unit” Johnson could have pitched just ONE game for the Angels…so he could have been Randy “The big UNIC” Johnson.
Why are midget shows taking over tv? I know they are funny…but we are getting a little carried away…”The little chocolateers”? ”The little couple”, i can take those. The little chocolateers…fucking sign me up…it is the real version of the fucking keebler elves (in case you don’t know its about a midget family that makes chocolate). Little couple…ok its an oddity attraction…how do midgets screw and have babies? ask no more….But “pit boss”…are you serious?!?! Tatted up little people sporting bowlers and bowling shirts taking people’s dogs away. You’re just lucky these people are so fucking pitiful that not only can they not take care of their dogs, but they can’t give a shit that they are being ridden out of their yards by midgets. That’s what would make the show better. Slap some saddles on those pits…and have the midgets ride off like some sort of strange ass character from Mad Max.
So Spartacus huh? Its funny….STARZ doesn’t have too many shows..so it went for broke on this one. The show itself sucks. But it had a great fucking fall back. They said, “our writing and acting is weak, but guess what…tits and blood will bail us out”. SUCCESS! Its just a show of a bunch of attractive people killing and fucking each other…Obvious win. The reviews have been horrible but the critics seem suprised…..Wait…you mean you didn’t think a 300 copy with more nudity would be successful?
I got the “red rings of death” again on my Xbox the other night. Seriously it feels like my parents just disowned me. I love them so much…and this is how they repay me? Good news is i did all sorts of unplug and replugging in….and i think i revived my artificial best friend….whew! You know what though…the XBOX is like a friend that always wants to do awesome stuff but tells you at the last second they can’t afford it….Oh man! we shoudl totally go to vegas! You get there and they have no spending money…so its up to you….Yup, that’s the Xbox….I’m awesome look at me! Oh, but wait first you need to buy more games and subscribe to Netflix…ok…now we can be friends…
Ok…here are some bands/rappers/songs to check out…you’re welcome.
Music to check out:
The Cribs: Be Safe, Mans Needs, Our Bovine Public
Clutch: Electric Worry
Diverse,Mos Def, & Prefuse 73 – Wylin’ Out (RJD2 Remix)
Pepper: Stormtrooper, Give it up
(Just download the album “Kona Town)
The Clipse: Showin Out
Peter Bjorn and John: Writers block, amsterdam, young folks
Aceyalone & RJD2: All for U
…that should keep you busy
Remember…vote on rd. 2!
So 15 more people added to the pro bowl? not only was it a dumb idea to move it from Hawaii…its a worse idea to have it before the Super Bowl. I see the point…while everyone is sick with football fever give em another game. However, the teams in the Super Bowl…SHOULD have a lot of players nominated for the Pro Bowl. Obviously they aren’t going to play so you have to name replacements. Which cheapens a pro bowl nomination, and if i were an ex-player with a pro bowl on my resume i’d be a little peeved by the fact that a whole nother slew of guys that wouldn’t have made it before are going to get the chance every year. I might be able to stomach these changes if it wasn’t for the fact that the Pro Bowl is basically a two-hand touch game. No one hits…receivers don’t go after the ball and will pull up short on routes so they don’t get hit. Lets just attach flags to them..and then put them against the top Pop Warner team…lets see what happens…If they aren’t gonna hit each other anyways….Or maybe the NFL Pro Bowlers Vs. NCAA All-Stars….Something. But as long as the format is kept the same…who the fuck cares about the NFL all-star game…just give me the Super Bowl.
Bonerjams2010 said,
January 26, 2010 at 8:47 am
Totally agree with the probowl…im still in denial that it is before the superbowl…its clearly not a probowl cause the best players are not in it…pretty lame…
Sarcasmo said,
January 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Give your northern virginia hoodlums some credit…nobody steals cds anymore. That was so 2004. Also, everyone knows that midgets look more like oompa loompas than elves…unless we’re talking primordial dwarves, whose features are in fact more elfin. Please be more specific in the future or you may offend your midget-loving readers.
Just Jack said,
January 26, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I’m with you on the car shit. Last month my car was broken in to in fucking Suburbia central in Fairfax. Shattered my window. As for the little people do not forget to include the original show that started the whole mad craze off: Little People, Big World. I think it should be renamed to Little People, Big…Die, All of You.
Just putting that out there for thought.
JJ
Aaaargh said,
January 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I agree with your assesment of Spartacus, but I’m addicted from the first episode. Slow motion kills, disembowelment, and lots of sex and lesbianism. I’m sold.