Rudy’s Nocturnal Admissions

What’s more annoying than talking to a drunk person when you’re sober?  Talking to a drunk person while you’re sober……..and at work.  Note to my friends: don’t call me on a friday night when you know i’m working and you’ve been at a bar for 5 hours.  Because not only is it annoying for you to be screaming nonsense into the phone over loud music and all the other happiness and bullshit in the backround…i have to try and get to a place…FAST…where my employees can’t find out that i hang out with a bunch of drunkards.

So more stories from my employees…The same hispanic lady that calls me Mister Sir Rudy (i feel like some sort of knight or some shit)….she also tells me the same story about her daughter all the time….Over….and Over…again.  See its a sad story…her daughter is handicapped…and she always tells me she needs more hours to support her.  Medical bills…schooling and otherwise….Buuut.  She tells me the same thing….in broken english…combined with my broken spanish.  My daughter is ehhhh…a retarded….ehh..she no think good….uummm she talk no funny but she need diaper she baby….(me yeah..uh huh…how is her school)….School is good classmate 3 daughter retard.  This broken slow story goes on…and on for about 10 minutes….and this only happens when i need to give her a ride home.  See she doesn’t have a car and sometimes while she’s wandering the store after she’s clocked out people forget to take her home and then its up to me.  Everything is fine it starts out with “oh mr sir rudy your very nice hahah”  and then we start driving and she just randomly starts into a story….”My daughter eh…etc”

That’s how i end 10-12 hour days….covered in dirt and trash residue….playing fucking spanish guess who language addition….and then getting stuck in traffic for an hour.

Hey did you hear that Kate from Jon and Kate wants to be in a movie some day….what a fucking cunt…goes on all day about how Jon is ruining everything and her kids are crushed but then decides that’s the time to tell everyone she thinks she should be in hollywood….Fuck you Kate….Guess what….fuck housewives of whatever fucking city….Look at Kate Housewive of everyday america….plan on being a housewife and don’t have any fall back plans or skills and wind up banking on hollywood for a job.

I have no problems with housewives by the way…i’d love to be able to make enough money to support my wife and family and have her be able to stay home and give more attention to the kids…but i’m not marrying no dumb no talent broad that can’t hold her own.  A trophy wife isn’t pointless i guess…but if you pick that same trophy wife to stay at home and raise your family good luck…you’ll end up with gold digger daughters and little boys that learn no actual skills…its basically a D-bag factory.

Hey guess what…the world series is 1-1….the way i see it is that i just saved about 7 hours of my life by not watching the games…cuz really its 0-0 in a 5 game series…that’s why i’ll only watch a world series game in about the 7th inning in an elimination game.  Its more exciting updating the score on your phone that watching a 15 minute hitless inning.

Our apartment is full of DJ fucking heroes.  That’s right…i didn’t think it was good enough to be proficient at one plastic instrument…needed to move on to a second…and one that looked more ridiculous to play….too bad DJ Overnight (lamest by far name) DJ Osama Spin Laden (Ant) and DJ Phat Pocketz (pockets…obviously)…don’t give a shit…we’re gonna wear those wheels of steel plastic out…and quick….So if you wanna hear mash ups…but want to get the live feel without the skill or perfection…head over to club 215…we the bessssssssst!

Just a short random blog….i’m all over the place…deal with it…

Eat your veggies!