Rudy’s Nocturnal Admissions

This is It…Proper title for the “new” Michael Jackson movie…because this is it…this is the last possible moment that i will continue to tolerate MJ in the news these days.  I’m not saying he wasn’t a great performer…i’m just saying….the only time i should hear about him again is when he releases 20 more albums after his death like Pac…and only then it should be a Halloween tale (about the The Little Molester That Couldn’t Quit…its like the little engine that could…but instead of getting up a hill he keep raping children).  Jackson got his dues…he got every show on every channel singing his praises and tossing aside his ‘darker side’ to honor him for the musician and showman he was.  He got made for TV movies….he made his brothers a shit ton more of money by selling a lot more Jackson 5 CDs…he owned iTunes. But now?  Now….doesn’t it kind of feel cheap…Doesn’t it kind of feel like we are going to the colosseum.  Watch the last thing the guy did before he died?  I mean its cool you get to see Michael perform his practices for what was supposed to be his last concert…But wasn’t Michael Jackson always seen as a perfectionist for his live shows?  So don’t you think the last thing he’d want people to see are taped practices for his last big tour?  That’s a DVD extra not a movie.  And i think it does the Jackson family a disservice.  It also draaaaaags out this thing for another month or so.  

Jesus fucking buttfucking christ.  I was wrong about the swine flu….Everyone get scared….I’ll wait…

Scared yet?  Ok here’s why you should be….Remember when i said it would only kill babies and the elderly…people that are good at dying by their nature?

Wrong!  While babies are worthless and the elderly see walking without assistance as a significant accomplishment guess who are the other people affected….Yup!!  All of us 20 somethings….see our parents and other old people got shots for the initial swine flu so show some sort of resistance to this new swine flu…Guess who don’t…US.  Over 55% of people in the 20 something demographic are hospitalized by Swine Flu.  Also, remember a lot more people die of things like pneumonia a side effect sometimes from the flu than the actual flu itself….so numbers of swine flu related deaths could actually be higher.

Also, Brock Lesnar just cancelled his latest title defense with the UFC….oh i don’t care moan my readers…like fucking shit you don’t care. Brock Lesnar is the heavyweight champion of the UFC walks around at about 285 and was a multiple time collegiate wrestling champ…and guess why his fight is being cancelled….the flu.  Yup, didn’t say swine flu as of yet…but i don’t think the regular ol’ flu puts down a beast like that.  Also, he said its like nothing else that ever hit him….

So i guess what i’m sayin is….first 10 people to comment on this get 10% my shit when i die of swine flu.

Redskins fans…i don’t understand you.

How can a sea of fans be so upset that their over the hill…old…expensive…draft pick less team…has given them mediocre results….Be pissed when you watch the dumb singings and trades…be pissed when you draft the top DE but move him to LB….but stop fucking saying you’re going to the playoffs every year and then lose your shit when you don’t get to 10 wins.  Staring into the sun doesn’t make me a fucking astronomer…..and predicting 10 wins every year doesn’t make you a playoff team.  For fucks sake your owner is a dwarf….which is ironic because he owns amusement parks but can’t even ride his own roller coasters.  You botch the hiring of a head coach (jim zorn) then take away his play calling duties to give them to a dude that’s last important call was the winning square in bingo (Sherman Lewis).  You spend $100 million on a DT when your Defense was a top 10 defense but refuse to sign anyone to sure up your O-Line…OH KAY Skins fans….get with fucking reality…you weren’t a good team before pre-season….You’re not a good team now…You got about 3 years before you’ll be legit.  Oh and Jason Cambell…even when he isn’t getting sacked that just gives him enough time to make a bad throw…

Hate me DC….HATE ME….but try and prove me wrong.

Why the fuck do people listen to Lizards about car insurance…a Gecko told you you could save 15% on your car insurance….That’s cool…the US military said fuck your Gecko and its cheaper than Geiko.   USAA motherfuckers.  The only information i care about that comes from a gecko is if it could tell me how to climb up walls or lick my eyeballs when they’re itchy.