Rudy’s Nocturnal Admissions

As you can see by the title…i’m not too happy with how transformers 2 turned out.  

Impromptu Reviews Immediately Following The Movie:

Me: “I would have rather spent the money on more drinks at friday’s and had someone drunkenly recap the movie to me.”

JMU Mike: “I would have rather had a still shot of Megan Fox bent over the motorcycle at the beginning and jacked off to it for 2.5 hours”

Yeah….it wasn’t good.  Megan Fox is still the hottest woman on the planet.  The whole girl pouty voice/face thing works to begin with….if Megan Fox did it to me I could easily be convinced to take out a school bus full of children.

Michael Bay…how do you keep getting so much money for your films.  He must be doing something right to be brining in this much money every time he makes a movie…but that doesn’t make the movie itself good.  If you are making a film about machines that transform into giant alien robots your movie should be NO LONGER than 1.5 hours.  Michael Bay…newsflash…there is no complex plot that you can conjure up….Bad robots fight good robots…hot girl…gm products.  There you go….throw in some explosions and get Linkin Park to do a D-baggish new song at the end and you’re golden.  It shouldn’t get boring watching robots blow each other up.  But that’s exactly what happened.  There were a couple really cool scenes…but that movie could have been an hour long and i would have been more satisfied. It had the loosest of plots and it almost seemed like Michael Bay just had more money to burn so would come up with another task for the group to complete before the ultimate bad guys could be beat.  And even worse with this whole thing…you wait over 2 hours for this epic ending battle and its over in about 2 minutes. 

I wonder how many shots with megan fox had to be re-shot due to co-star erection…i’m just sayin….probably about 100.

I just finished watching the movie traitor with don cheadle.  Not sure if Don Cheadle can be an action star but…It was good because a movie about terrorism finally took the time to explain the difference between Islam and what these terrorists practice, and how they use religion to control people to do their bidding….Normally in these movies its just a group of muslims with angry scowls and subtitles and they go kill pretty white people….this time they atleast made an attempt to show that they were corrupt muslims and it differed greatly from those that practice the religion as it was meant to be….Now i do understand that Islam was born in a militant setting…but christianity hasn’t exactly been a peaceful religion either.

Oh sarah palin…you’re hilarious….She has said that her worst days on the campaign trail can be blamed on the fact that McCain didn’t schedule time for her to go for a run…and then later in the interview with Runner’s World magazine she said she could beat Obama in a long distance run….Well thankfully long distance runs don’t determine who can run this country.  Her backing up of the fact she could beat Obama was “you can even ask my coaches”….and she even threw some ‘Bet’chas’ and other ‘joe 6-pack’ lingo into the interview.  She’s just clueless….

Obama said he’s working on reversing the unjust laws that the homosexual population still face….I wonder if that was his plan the whole time or if he just was surprised that the gay community didn’t like the pseudo benefits Obama tried to give as a pat on the head very well.  Maybe, hopefully he’s actually sincere..but its been a long time since i feel like i’ve seen a politician do anything that wasn’t to get himself re-elected or highten his/her status…i just wish for one term we could get all of congress, the supreme court, and the president doing what they are supposed to do….Acting in the way they feel is best for the country. The Supreme Court is supposed to be the interpretation of law and the constitution…not pushing your personal views through the court system.  Congress is supposed to pass laws to make the country better…not taking as few risks as possible while still pacifying your constituency so you can guarantee re-election…the president is supposed to hold everything together…make sure everything is being done properly…kick ass where needed, and be the face of the US to the world.

When a law is passed that makes an actual impact on our society that doesn’t also give the government a larger increase in power let me know…until then…fuck it…there’s really no point in even following it when you have no impact on it at all…We have been locked into a two-party system as of now so any political party that wants to institute change is shut out…by being percieved as a ‘throw away vote’  by not getting the air time on debate like the other parties, and by the fact that anytime a 3rd party does get recognition its someone like crazy ass Ralph Nader.  Don’t think that’s not thought about when they schedule them airtime….”ok we’ll show the people that we give ample amount of coverage to 3rd parties…now find me the craziest mother fucker leading one of those parties and lets get him on the air”….

done ranting…