Hot crossed bunsss…hot crossed bunsss…

1) was that because you were able to eat inside instead of just hitting the drive through

2) was it expensive because he bought you multiple happy meals so you could get all the toys?

3) Was it expensive because the company has to charge more to keep there animatronic band running?

4) Was it expensive because you are only used to eating serving sizes that amount to baggies…thus being low in cost?

5) Did you still have the client AFTER lunch when your “attention” was more vested in the ball pit than the client?

6) Did he renew after you made him some great lemonade for only a nickle

7) Was it expensive because you kept on throwing your food off the high chair so he had to keep ordering more for you?

Finally, Dancing isn’t customer service….and if you’re technically being paid for the dances..you may be a stripper.

2) Sidenote on me being a grown up and work. Today one of my clients took me out for an expensive lunch and decided to do another deal with us because of “my great attention and customer service that I’ve shown them since becoming my client”

You are a liar and a thief Rudy. Pockets is real. Who else makes gun noises under the covers in the back room at night? Who else makes me get up at the butt crack of dawn to walk him to the bus stop?

Pockets is real! I’d die for this shit. Pockets4life!

1. I do have better names in my blog that you do. Maybe becuase I’m more creative and naturally a better blogger?
2. Michelle Obama does look like a black Sigourney Weaver except better looking.

That is all. Continue on.

JJ

When are we getting together to catch up on life and have a drink or 8?

Many people are ADVISED BY THEIR LAWYERS to plead guilty to a lesser offense. PLEAD GUILTY. Even if they are innocent. It’s the lawyer telling you that

1. He can’t get together a good enough defense to defend your innocence in front of a jury of people who aren’t bright enough of say the right thing to get out of jury duty in the first place or who have an agenda with their mind made up befroe the case is even heard and

2. The courts are jammed up and, if you just take the fall, the judge will show his appreciation by giving you a weaker sentence

(P.S. Don’t even get me started with how fucked up and asinine our system is)

This all means that you’re lying and taking a guilty plea for BAD REASONS (reference 1 & 2) and fucking yourself out of your liberty on a lawyer’s advice. In helping out the system by pleading out, you are repaid by the system by not being able to use available technology (that should be used by default anyway to correct errors of the State) and sitting in prison being treated as sex offenders are in there (badly, in case you didn’t know…the guilty ones for good reason…even cons have kids, mothers and sisters).

To reiterate, YOU ARE BEING ADVISED TO FUCK YOURSELF OVER AND LIE ON THE STAND, NOT TO CLEAR YOURSELF, BUT TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT SOMEONE IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING! Just a slightly smaller piece of shit. Your reward for helping the system process the bullshit is FORFEITURE OF YOUR SHOT AT REDEMPTION AND JUSTICE. Nice, right?

Anywho, I hate to use your blog as a platform for this Rudy, but shit like that always strikes a nerve with me, so sorry for that emotional seepage, haha.

You get a golf clap for the 1 and a half Mikes joke. Useful shot, lad. Useful.

I must also say thank you to Mike Roberts for all the crap he puts up with. He’s a great sport…good kid…he’s our special boy! (choking up, holding back tears like a proud papa, realizing his child is growing up to be a real stand-up guy)