Rudy’s Nocturnal Admissions

Ok so i don’t want this tourney to stall…and even without enough comments i can still announce the winners of a few matchups…

Matches to be covered.

Rudy Day Vs. Play in Game

Play in game

Obama Vs. Bodily Injury

Overnight Vs. Abstinence 

As customary with any NCAA tourney…we start with the play-in game.

Pirate Mike’s Pirating Vs. JMU Mike’s Pizzone incident…

Alright folks as we all know this is just a formality…The winner of this game is sure to face impending doom when matched up with Rudy Day…but hey..these little guys made the cut…time for their moment of fame and recognition.

We start off with JMU mike using circular logic leading to no where which has both dazed and confused pirate mike…he’s all in a tizzy!  

JMU Mike places the phone in Pirate Mike’s hand after dialing pizza hut…looks like JMU Mike might be taking this one…the order is placed…but at the last moment not only does JMU Mike find out he’s not getting his pizzone for a dollar…he’s not even getting that shit full price..

He looks over across the room only to find out that Pirate Mike has found a way to Pirate all of Pizza Hut’s Food….  

JMU Mike is down for the count..

Winner: Pirate Mike.

First fight full of suprises and excitement…now lets lead the lamb to slaughter…

Pirate Mike’s Pirating Vs. Rudy Day

The Number One Seed in the tourney and you can see why…look at Rudy Day coming out…just carrying itself like a Championship contender…matching authentic jerseys and a swagger that can’t be matched…On the other side of things…Pirate Mike’s team is all wearing Fila Warm-Ups and when they take them off they have fake watches and Pirated Gucci shirts…complete with fake Jordans…yeah that’s right…they are wearing the ‘Jumpmans’ and trying to tell everyone they are the real deal…while this is occurring Rudy Day has already racked up the score to a point that looks to be impossible to come back from…

eventually half-time hits..

The Pirate Mike’s never come out of the locker room…they all are waiting for their downloaded movies to finish on their laptops…

Winner by DQ  Rudy Day

With the first actual first round game over you can’t really say there have been any suprises so far…well..lets keep rolling…on to an interesting match-up

Bodily Injury Vs. Obama

We’re in a packed house on here in DC for one of the strangest match ups in history…the president elect vs people hurting themselves…the sell out crowd is going nuts

(suddenly the lights go out)

Oh man…Obama’s coming out to his You Tube Sensation theme song…Obama obama obama obama… oba oba.  You gotta like that…most powerful man in the world…AND he has his own theme music…he’s just going to pick up the microphone when…

(strobe lights and smoke)

Ant, literally the face of bodily injury emerges from the curtains to a theme song of shrieks..splashing water…and falling freight…

Its go time…Obama immediatly just sits in the corner while the secret service start working over Ant…which really just seems to make a stronger point for bodily harm winning…it really doesn’t take long…a few rounds are pumped into bodily injury and it looks like its all over…

(Obama climbs up to the top rope and grabs a mic)

Yes we can…yes i did…JUST KICK THAT ASS

(as his theme music comes on Obama falls off of the turnbuckle…out of the ring and it seems as though he has paralyzed himself…)

Ant picks what’s left of himself off of the mat and raises his hand in triumph 

Winner: Bodily Harm

Our final match up of the day has actually ended in forfeit when Lack of Sex realized that overnight was really a major cause of itself and so conceeds in order to give Overnight more rest and a better shot at the title…

Winner: Overnight..

Ok so here’s how round 2 is shaping up…

Rudy Day Vs. Hester/steve saga… At first i thought the Hesters were going to take this one by a landslide but after steve’s comment and sports references it looks like this has fight of the year written all over it.

Bodily Harm Vs. Club 215/Cookouts…  After Bodily harm’s shocking win will it be able to follow it up against the winner of another match currently too close to call? 

Overnight Vs. Ultra bar/vegas…. Sin city vs birthdays and almost spending the night in the woods…i feel like it could basically be the same thing just different location…

Looks like everything else is too close to call….keep those comments coming…

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