Omec…silver monkeys…SAT Analogies..Happy Monday
What contest did the diner lose to become the silver diner…i’m guessing it was a pretty important one..because normally you aren’t that proud of a second place finish.
Speaking of silver…you remember the shrine of the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple (it was after all the temple games and you had to run through the actual temple) This obstacle gave all comers Many problems…which is interesting because if you can remember…the monkey only had 3 parts…legs..torso..head…and you shoved a poll through all of it. Easy enough…i didn’t think you needed a college level anatomy class to get this right…however…team after team…the red jaguars…silver snakes…green iguanas…failed one at a time…to capture whatever ridiculous artifact Omec wanted them to get…(Montezuma’s golden cock ring was said to give him mystical powers over his foes) how does Omec obtain all of these items…he doesn’t have arms or legs…also…why does he hide them in his temple everytime…he’s a pretty unselfish guy…not only does he let these kids have an attempt at his treasure…he also throws BK Knights…and trips to space camp on top of it…pretty nice guy…though those temple guard mother fuckers would scare the shit out of me (if i ever get mugged i’m just going to try and hand the guy a pendant of life…and send him on his way…lets just hope i’m not stuck with only a half).
See, these are things kids are missing these days…we just have an invasion of japanese collectable monster TV Shows for them…Pokemon, Yu Gi Oh, and there are a few others that i’ve seen in our toy aisles at the store….Girls have Bratz dolls…they should just be called Whore Jr. dolls….Whore Jr. brought to you by Mattel…girls…why develop your personality when you can develop your body…knowledge of cosmetics…and gold digging tendancies now.
Our Generation’s kid gameshow genre alone…kicks all kids shows asses now…Double Dare, Finders Keepers, Legends of the Hidden Temple…FUCKING GUTS!!!…Jesus…they had Global Guts which pitted countries against each other…it was kid olympics and even taught us to had people different than us….Lets Go To The Leaderboards Moe!!!
Probably the best part about guts was the horrible nicknames the kids gave themselves…mainly because it just didn’t fit them…
Mike O Malley ‘Next up…5′3″ from Eastern Europe…his name is Slavo….but better known as Tank Kill’
Slavo: ‘I call Tank Kill, for tank kill family and village’
Not to mention actual cartoons…ghostbusters, ninja turtles, MVP (maybe a bit off the radar…but it was Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzsky, and Michael Jordan as a team kicking the asses of all comers), Gummy Bears..i could go on…Lets see Dora deal with MVP…brind on Diego too…Gretzsky would decapitate both of them pass it to Bo, who would relay it for a sweet alley oop to Jordan)
I’ve touched on TMNT before but…there was a personality for everyone…if you were cocky…or wanted to be witty…Rafael
If you’re a bit of a spaz…or just energetic…Michaelangelo
Nerd…Donatello
Born leader….Leonardo
Lets see kids relate to picachu….all pokemon gave us was kids saying stupid shit…you know what the little monsters said…the only thing they said??? Their names…and we gave japan millions.
If they continue to outlaw dodgeball in schools how are we supposed to separate the unathletic kids from the worthwhile ones?
Pirate Mike tried to vote Bush in for a third term…he had no clue it was for president…his mom just always taught him to ‘vote for his favorite’
Ant asked if see through clothes were ok for casual friday…when they said no he then asked about their feelings on plastic wrap.
Here’s a flashback to the SAT
JMU Mike: Leaving full beers (wounded soldiers) The Machine Gun:Purple Hearts…
Seriously…Mike is responsible for more mangled limbs than land mines
GPA stands for gives people arrogance…cuz no doubt the higher someone’s is the better they think they are…i got good grades..but sure enough someone with the 3.5 or 4.0 would look at me like i was a hobo….and if you asked them any questions…when they dropped a fact or nugget of info to you it might as well have been a penny in your cup.
Ok…that’s it..
Nick C said,
November 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm
If they keep taking away recess and things like dodge ball and freeze tag we are all going to have really really fat kids running around. Games like that at recess helped divide the groups and show kids how to hit the fat, slow kid with a round object, these are the things kids need to know..haha. Rudy you are right about the cartoons, when you need subtitles to decipher what the hell is going on in a cartoon you should not be watching, bring back Thundercats/He-Man/GI Joe, and get rid of the Anime Invasion
KittyKat said,
November 25, 2008 at 6:45 pm
If Bratz are Whore Jr, who is Whore Sr?…nevermind don’t answer that…
Adopted Roommate 215 said,
November 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm
So I love legend of the hidden temple and you forgot some things, like um the blue barracudas (happen to be my favorite) orange iguanas, purple parots (man thats defintely the gay team), and GREEN MONKEYS…you did add red jaguars, silver snakes i mean 2 out of 6 aint bad i suppose
and actually i do believe the temple master was OLMEC, but you were close and I know your a bad speller like me so i’ll just asume you spelled your title wrong.
just remember, “the choices are yours, and yours alone” (Olemc) so i guess if you chose to screw that up so bad, i have to deal with it
oh yeah, (going for longest comment ever here…)
the floor outside of your apartment is not very comfortable, especially when people are inside that could have let you in so that the maintenance man didn’t have to wake you up and ask you if you were ok, a creepy neighbor didnt offer his bathroom, and another weirdo stood at the end of the hall staring at you while you peacefully waited for someone to put you out of your misery. (not to mention there was no beer at this floor party)
Adopted Roommate 215 said,
November 26, 2008 at 4:32 pm
..and i spelled Olmec wrong the second time, just thought i’d call my self out before someone else did. that was a typing error i do apologize
rhondie516 said,
November 26, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I would like to add on to Adopted’s comment about the spelling since I always read the tags that would take someone to your blog and the first one is “catroons”. The really sad part is I’ve been at work so long the last two days, I thought you were referencing some sort of out-of-country food and began to re-read thinking I had skipped over something. Don’t ask why. I hate the service industry. That is all.