Comments on: Double your fun…Eli Manning…Billy Mays…and More!!! http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/ Just another WordPress.com weblog Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:09:34 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Seidman http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-45 Seidman Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:08:03 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-45 Oh... on another note... "Guitar Hero: Esteban World Tour" due out next fall. Oh… on another note… “Guitar Hero: Esteban World Tour” due out next fall.

]]> By: Seidman http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-44 Seidman Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:06:00 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-44 He only needs one... the power of music. All Billy Mays has shown is that he can't stand behind and believe in one product. Zoro only trained Esteban to carry on his name and wear that outfit. Esteban has gone on to train two to carry the tourch: the Lone Ranger and the Hamburgler. Esteban v. Billy Mays Round 1: Billy Mays comes out strong and hits Esteban with the Awesome Auger and proceeds to glue him to the mat with Mighty Puddy. Billy Mays proceeds to pour Oxy Clean down Estebans throat. The bell rings and the men adjourn to their corners. Mid Round: Shamwow guy provides Esteban a Shamwow to wipe the sweat and blood from his face... Billy Mays... he used conventional paper towels (idiot). Round 2: Blinded by the sweat in his eyes, Billy Mays stumbles to the center of the ring. Esteban whips out his guitar slamming Billy Mays across the face exclaiming "What now Biatc" and knocks him out cold. Esteban proceeds to salsa on top of Billy Mays lifeless body. The End He only needs one… the power of music. All Billy Mays has shown is that he can’t stand behind and believe in one product. Zoro only trained Esteban to carry on his name and wear that outfit. Esteban has gone on to train two to carry the tourch: the Lone Ranger and the Hamburgler.

Esteban v. Billy Mays

Round 1: Billy Mays comes out strong and hits Esteban with the Awesome Auger and proceeds to glue him to the mat with Mighty Puddy. Billy Mays proceeds to pour Oxy Clean down Estebans throat. The bell rings and the men adjourn to their corners.

Mid Round: Shamwow guy provides Esteban a Shamwow to wipe the sweat and blood from his face… Billy Mays… he used conventional paper towels (idiot).

Round 2: Blinded by the sweat in his eyes, Billy Mays stumbles to the center of the ring. Esteban whips out his guitar slamming Billy Mays across the face exclaiming “What now Biatc” and knocks him out cold. Esteban proceeds to salsa on top of Billy Mays lifeless body.

The End

]]> By: nocturnalrudy http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-30 nocturnalrudy Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:26:48 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-30 but how many commercials does he have...maybe some sweet glasses..but they only serve to attempt to hide his lack of experience. but how many commercials does he have…maybe some sweet glasses..but they only serve to attempt to hide his lack of experience.

]]> By: Seidman http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-29 Seidman Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:19:54 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-29 Esteban would kick Billy Mays ass while busting out a sexy spanish guitar song... Esteban would kick Billy Mays ass while busting out a sexy spanish guitar song…

]]> By: mixedpplrock http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-17 mixedpplrock Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:32:55 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-17 I'm in a glass box of emotion right now, joy, disgust, confusion, your blogs keep me entertained and I celebreate you I’m in a glass box of emotion right now, joy, disgust, confusion, your blogs keep me entertained and I celebreate you

]]> By: the cherokee kidd http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/double-your-funeli-manningbilly-maysand-more/#comment-15 the cherokee kidd Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:45:17 +0000 http://nocturnalrudy.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-15 I hope fairfax towers thanksgiving adds many rants to the blog. I hope fairfax towers thanksgiving adds many rants to the blog.

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