Rudy’s Nocturnal Admissions

Barack Obama looks to be starting a new wave of politics…its contreversial..mainly because we don’t have enough DeLoreans in prime condition. I’m talking of course about what Obama will coin as ‘Back to the future diplomacy’  You see Obama is trying to change the future by altering the past…And he’s doing this by using Clinton’s cabinet. In the second ever source used in this blog ruining its position as least reliable source for information on the net….According to CNN over one half of Obama’s staff were either from Clinton’s staff or have direct ties to them….on top of that looks like Hillary is going to be in there too…Fuck…anything but Hillary…seriously…ANYTHING…

Seriously…i was excited for Obama coming in and shaking things up…seemed like he was really doing a good job reaching out to both sides…and then…GOTCHA!  Yeah…i’m going to change…change things back to the year 2000…but if that’s what the economy is going to do…then bring it on…obviously turning the economy around is goal number 1…but i have lost faith in the government a long time ago to actually institute change…because its dangerous…making it harder to get re-elected…i thought Obama would change that…but i guess not.

(i know it may be an overreaction…it may work out great…this is just my knee-jerk reaction…specifically if my knee-jerk reaction in an impossible fashion kicked myself in the balls)

The secratary of homeland defense is the governor of Arizona….uh oh…guess we shouldn’t have made fun of Palin for having international experience because she could se Putin fly overhead…because now Napolitano can say i can see Mexico from my porch. 

This survey has been out for a while…but i just heard it brought up again on some news network on tv (some news network on tv is a very reliable source) that the least trusted group of americans are atheists….Now this doesn’t seem ridiculous on its own until you realize that felons ranked behind atheists…Really?…i mean look at it this way…we are talking about trust so…people would rather ‘trust’ their kids with a felon Vs. someone that doesn’t believe in god….ok..lets just hope the felon is rehabilitated…and doesn’t fall into the statistic of people going right back into prison…its probably for the best though…because fuck people that don’t believe exactly what you do that’s not what this country was founded on…oh wait…it was…

Lets distrust people without the same religious beliefs…or religious beliefs all together…stop the gays from marrying and not associate with people of other races, social classes, or political affiliations…

Shit’s retarded…

Gay people can’t get married because people don’t support the lifestyle?  Don’t worry…you’re not gay…and gay marriage wont turn you that way…I once argued for gay marriage and the response was…what next…people marrying animals…No that’s not what is next…what would be next is gay people feeling like they are finally starting to be treated like equals…this is our generations civil rights movement…people just decide not to see that. Well what do they say…those that don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it…well…get ready for firehoses and attack dogs in Alabama….Well one good stride has been made…Jeff Garcia is a starting QB again…another reliable source (T.O.) said Garcia was gay…he just had the awesome cover of a playboy bunny girlfriend…you fooled em all Jeff.

Note: Gay atheist asians…least trusted segment in america (refer to past post that talks bout how hollywood is fine with racist comment…but ONLY if they are about asians)

The war on drugs is about effective as calling for a war on nightmares. They are all around us…they happen…why not regulate and make money from them…and in the process making them safer…This analogy fails because none of sentence two ties in the war on nightmares thing…but basically..you can’t kill freddy kruger…..unless you’re wes craven and you don’t know when to stop making horror movies.

I’m going to start giving speeches at school on abstinense…cuz recently i’ve really complied alot of experience in the field…or if i don’t give the speeches i can train others that will be delivering them…The speech would be short…stop fucking so much middle schoolers…especially without protection…if you are caught doing so you will be forced to work overnight retail….and then it will be forced upon you…until then..enjoy blowjobs.

The first woman to give a BJ should be in the human hall of fame.

I want to experience the joy that i used to feel when i finally saw that my connection had finally got to the picture of the key for AOL and now my password just had to be verified…did you ever accidently type in the wrong password?  That felt like someone bought me a puppy and then punted it in the face…well…another 10 minutes till i’m online…downloading songs at a lightning fast 30 mintues…i remember when i could get a really good speed and have songs downloaded in 5 mintues and watch an entire porno without lag or losing an erection due to trying to figure out what exactly i was looking at or just a blank screen that said ‘buffering’

You know what i hate about hotdogs….You can never get toppings on there to merge correctly with the dog…Example…Cheese…but it on the bottom of the bun…its going to go too high on the bun itself…and be standing above the dog…you get too much cheese before dog…ketchup…you taste too much too early…relish…forget it…dominates everything…its like…oh i heard you like pickles….the pickles throw up on your dog and say…good luck with that…you now have diced pickles with some mystery meat burried in it.

I called a library a liberry for a long time

I once called Omaha a state..but really…is there anything else in Nebraska?

In middle school i was spinning a bunch of quarters at the same time…and knowing i was making a corny joke said…if i joined a circus they would call me Quarter Roy…unfortunately…that became on of my nicknames…Middle School sucked ass.

You just spent a couple minutes of your life ingesting my mental bile…..Enjoy SUCKERS!