Rudy….Nocturnal Rudy
So i saw Quantum of Solace the other day…a few things noticed.
The bond girl from this film had the worst chase cars ever….first off was some sort of smart car looking thing.
(I don’t know why they call them smart cars…because honestly…there is nothing smart about going 40mph top speed. Also, there is a reason why there are only two seats…because if you own one of those you are too much of a D-bag to need 2 more seats..cuz you only have one other friend…and you just picked him up hitchiking..hey did you ever think…if its such a ’smart car’ and environmentally friendly how can you then only car pool with one more person…because there is no way you are fitting more than two people in there….so i ask you…is it actually cleaner to take two smart cars or one 4-door sedan..say a buick regal…powder blue with matching interior….EXACTLY)
The second car she pulls up in is a VW Bug with about 4 different colors on it….JESUS…bond atleast had his aston martin (fucking classy…so classy that my use of profanity has dropped its class) i expected her to be laboring behind a rikshaw next…huffing…’bond….get…on…we…have…to…**faint** ‘ movie over.
Have you ever had a girl ask you if you had dreams about them…i know other people have…i can’t be the only one…normally its a girlfriend which makes sense…and i’ve had it before right after i wake up…Why ask what its about…i’m basically an eagle scout with the tent i’m currently pitching….but she still asks..and you try to come up with a story that sounds sweet to them…really what you should do is say…i can’t really remember the details…i just remember alot of Fucking….that makes an awkward start to a day.
I have cammo cargo shorts…when i wear them to my dismay i am just as visable as ever…i guess it doesn’t help that i’m in tyson’s..and also clothed with a full gilly suit..and there’s not a forest…or for that matter a tree in sight…oh well…you live…you learn…you get kicked out of public places.
Kids toys are WAY too awesome…
I was stocking the shelves and say an automatic nerf gun…it shoots three darts a second and comes with an ammo box…are you fucking kidding me…if i was 10 that thing would be strapped to me at all times..I would have been the terror of the fucking neighborhood…also we sell kids night vision goggles and laser sights…(seriously this isn’t a joke)…this makes me think of how our society raises boys Vs. girls…bad ass toy for boys…basically making males into petite navy seals….an awesome gun to vanquish your foes…for girls….princess dolls…you might as well give them fake credit cards and empty nest syndrome barbie too. Seriously…little dudes…prepared for war…little chicks….prepared for a life full of let downs…news flash you arent going to be some princess..you probably aren’t going to look like barbie…and ken isn’t going to buy you all the shit you want (oh by the way…what job does ken have…exactly…some fairy tale life..you’re married to an unemployed loser…good luck paying for more plastic surgery barbie!!!). They should make lawyer and doctor barbie…loving girlfriend barbie that doesn’t care what her boyfriend’s career is as long as he’s a nice guy and provides for her, or self-fucking-sufficient barbie. Guys are taught through media and their dads to be self-sufficient…girls…rely on getting free drinks and looking for a guy with a good career…well what should go with that….madatory oral skills classes and cooking classes…not even being sexist here…if girls are going to have that outlook..then fucking PAY UP.
Speaking on kids toys again…i don’t think i would have played a Wii…just a little too spastic for me…i’d much rather have just kept on playing outdoor Real sports…but the thing with Wii is like Disney it has capitalized on the family market…Disney can put out anything…ANYTHING as a family movie and be top film at the box office….Lilo And Stitch…look at those main characters…Wallie (my name is WallEh don’t call me WallE…WALLEH!!!). I wonder how many little kids have lost daddy’s love by breaking the flat screen while playing wii bowling…Too many…Wii wrecks lives.
Done
Antsinyourpants said,
November 17, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Very good looking new post. Welcome back.
Adopted Roommate 215 said,
November 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm
So I find it interesting that your topic on girls and boy toys is exactly the same as the topic in my sociology class. what are you a professor? I think the most interesting (or should i say disgustingly sad) is the dolls marketed to girls. specifically the “potty time” dolls. like, here you go girls take care of baby and dont forget to wipe their ass! and now they’ve gone so far as to make a boy doll that’s little “lever” stands at attention when it is time to pee. i mean its sick, maybe theyre just trying to expose girls early to the penis so they can do as you say and start their oral classes right out of the womb.
nocturnalrudy said,
November 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
you’ve seen it here…a woman supported my argument…and a kick ass woman at that!
KittyKat said,
November 21, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I think it raises an interesting nature vs nuture argument. As the mom of 2 boys, I wonder if it is inate that they like guns, in fact they will use anything they can to play guns… sticks, foam letter L’s, and if all else fails, their fingers. Or did I raise them that way, to shun dolls and all things pink???